Warning:  This section is not for everyone.  And when we say "everyone" we mean those who cannot take a joke.

Contained in "Foul Balls" are heckles, jokes and commentary.  This section is to help those who are heckling impaired.  It is for those who need a laugh. 

We are still putting together the site.  Visit Heckledepot.com for the latest and greatest heckles. 

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

"I don't like any other teams.  I don't respect them, their players, their coaches, or their traditions.  I don't admire their grit, their tenacity, their determination or their will to win.  I don't like their fight song, their colors, their field, their mascot or their mid-inning promotions.  I will pick on their guys if they are fat, skinny, wear excessive amounts of eye black, don't put the correct amount of bend in the bill of their cap or wear pants that are too baggy.  I will pick on their guys if they take too long to pitch, too long to bat, make an error, strike out, or hit a deep fly to the warning track.  I will do everything in my vocal power to get inside their heads and create an advantage for my team.  I will be obnoxious, rude, and mean if I want or need too.  If you do not wear the cardinal and white of the University of Arkansas Razorbacks, then you are the enemy, and may God put fear into your heart.  I want you to fail.  I want you to lose.  I want you to crumble under the weight of my words and evil thoughts.

If you are 5-5 with 5 home runs, I hate you.  If you rob us with a great play, I hate you.  If you pitch a no hitter, I hate you.  If you are the greatest player in the history of baseball, and you play for someone else, I hate you.

This isn't just baseball.  This isn't just America's Pastime.  This is COLLEGE Baseball.  Here, it matters."
-Charlie Shields


 
 
 
FOUL BALLS
Guide to Effective Heckling
The 10 Commandments of Heckling
Foul Ball By-Laws
Foul Territory


 
 
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